"Smith and Jones I" :60 Radio PSA Client: Caltrans Campaign: Don’t Trash California ----- Smith: I'm Smith. Jones: And I'm Jones. Smith: And we're conducting an experiment to see if people like trash in their homes. [Doorbell sounds] Homeowner: Hello? Jones: Yes, sir, do you recognize these cigarette butts? Homeowner: Why...no...hey! [Sound of trash being dumped on the ground] Hey, HEY! Who are? Hey! You just dumped them all over my carpet! Jones: That's right sir. We're trying to determine if the people in California like trash in their homes. Homeowner: What, what...are you crazy? Jones: Hmmm...judging from your reaction, I think it's safe to say that, no, you don't like trash in your home. Write that down Smith. Smith: Got it. Homeowner: Who are you people? Smith: Sir, these cigarette butts are yours. We saw you empty your ashtray on the freeway. Homeowner: Oh, well yeah, I occasionally...you know? Jones: Is California your home sir? Homeowner: Um...obviously, I just... Smith: You don't like trash in your home? Homeowner: NO! Get out of my house! No, first clean up this trash. Jones: Why would trash Fresno sir? Smith: Starting the second experiment! Homeowner: The second experiment? [Sound of water pouring] What are you doing? You're pouring that water all over my carpet! Jones: Yes, that's right. Water and trash don't mix do they sir? Write that down Smith. Smith: Got it. Jones: In fact, rainwater washes trash off freeways and then to storm drains. It's a big problem. Smith: Don't trash California, sir. ----- Announcer: Don't Trash California...A message from the Caltrans Storm Water Program.