"Smith and Jones II"			
:60 Radio PSA
Client:  Caltrans
Campaign:  Don’t Trash California	

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Smith:  I'm Smith.

Jones:  And I'm Jones.

Smith:  And we're conducting an experiment to see if people like trash in their homes.

[Doorbell sounds]

Homeowner:  Hello?

Jones:  Yes, ma'am, do you recognize this burrito wrapper? 

Homeowner:  Um, no...

Smith:  Well, how 'bout this soda cup?

Homeowner:  No [Sound of trash landing on the ground] Hey, you just threw that on my floor! Who are you guys?

Jones: Ah ha! Judging from your reaction, It looks like no, you don't like trash in your home.  

Homeowner:  Of course I don't like trash in my home.  Man, look...there's hot sauce everywhere.  You're getting hot sauce on Fluffy.  [Sound of a cat's growl]

Jones:  Write down Fluffy's response Smith.

Smith:  Yes sir.

Jones:  Ma'am, this trash is yours.  We saw you toss it out your window on the freeway.

Smith:  Looks like it was a mega-burrito?

Homeowner:  Well, actually, it was a wrap.

Jones:  Is California your home ma'am?

Homeowner:  Of course it is.

Smith:  And you don't like trash in your home?

Homeowner:  Of course not!  Hey!  Are you guys going to pick this up or what?

Smith:  Starting the second experiment!

Jones:  Leaf blower?

Smith:  Check.

[Sound of a leaf blower starting up]

Homeowner:   What are you doing?  You're blowing trash trash all over my house.

Jones:  Yes, that's right.  Wind and trash don't mix, do they ma'am?  Write that down Smith.

Smith:  Got it.

Jones:  In fact, wind can blow trash into stormdrains.  It's a big problem.

Smith: Don't trash California, ma'am.  

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Announcer:  Don't Trash California...A message from the Caltrans Storm Water Program.